If College Students Wrote the Bible

Hallo!
Ich habe folgenden Text in einer Studizeitung hier gefunden. Er läßt sich großteils ohne Probleme auch auf österreichische Studierende umlegen. Ich find es echt lustig und hoffe ihr auch:
If College Students Wrote the Bible

1. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold.
2. The Ten Commandments would actually be only five double spaced and written in a large font.
3. New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
5. Paul's letter to the Romans would become Pauls email to abuse_romans.gov.
6. Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
7. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.(hier am college of Wooster heißen die erfreulicherweise First Year Students)
8. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all nighter.

Am Foto seht ihr übrigens mich und eine marching band Flötistin.
Bis bald!